> fortune -m SCORPIO
%% (fortunes)
SCORPIO (Oct 23 - Nov 21)
You are shrewd in business and cannot be trusted. You will achieve
the pinnacle of success because of your total lack of ethics. Most
Scorpio people are murdered.
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SCORPIO (Oct. 23 to Nov. 21)
Friends abound today, seeking repayment of past loans. Smile. Check
for concealed weapons. Your natural cheerfulness makes others want
to throw up. Knock it off.
%%
SCORPIO (Oct.24 - Nov.21)
You will receive word today that you are eligible to win a million
dollars in prizes. It will be from a magazine trying to get you to
subscribe, and you're just dumb enough to think you've got a chance
to win. You never learn.
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> fortune -m SCORPIO %% (fortunes) SCORPIO (Oct 23 - Nov 21) You are shrewd in business and cannot be trusted. You will achieve the pinnacle of success because of your total lack of ethics. Most Scorpio people are murdered. %% SCORPIO (Oct. 23 to Nov. 21) Friends abound today, seeking repayment of past loans. Smile. Check for concealed weapons. Your natural cheerfulness makes others want to throw up. Knock it off. %% SCORPIO (Oct.24 - Nov.21) You will receive word today that you are eligible to win a million dollars in prizes. It will be from a magazine trying to get you to subscribe, and you're just dumb enough to think you've got a chance to win. You never learn.I'm a Scorpio, and so is my wife. Rawr.