last night's successful food experiment

Asparagus, wrapped in bacon.  Broil, turning once, 5-10 minutes.

I just haven't been able to figure out what to call it.  Some of the discarded ideas:

"Gus in a blanket"
"Pigs With Spears" (in homage to Cows With Guns)
"Achin' Bacon"

Ideas welcome.