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the scar you're most proud of	on my middle finger when it almost got pulled off in a Madrid elevator
your favourite condiment	Chipotle Tabasco sauce. Or possibly coffee syrup.
if you have freckles	Hi, have we met?
your preferred method of cooking	grillin', baybee!
what shoes you're wearing	usually not. When I'm on my bike I wear Shimano sandals
how many children you have	somewhere between two and seven, depending on how much sugar they've had
the first person you french kissed	Janay Moon, and I don't like to talk about it thanks!
your preferred breed of dog	golden retriever
where you were born	New York, NY. In Bellevue. You may stop snickering now.
what colour underwear you're wearing	Hi, have we met?
where your keys are right now	inner pocket of my pannier (bike saddlebag)
if you have split ends	turrible ones.
when you last got laid	Saturday!
your opinion on airline food	mmmmmm. peanuts.
what cosmetic surgery you would consider	I might cut my hair. Do nipple piercings count?
best kiddie playground equipment to have sex on	a carousel.
your worst malady	terrible hay fever in the spring.
if your mum loves your dad	very much
if you can sing well	depends on who you ask. (hint: don't ask me.)
what your olympic event would be	sportfucking!
someone you admire	Lance!
which country would be hardest for you to locate on a map	I know where the U.S. and Canada are. I can locate South America and Europe nine times out of ten. And then the laughing begins.
the last time you cried	We watched Field of Dreams on Friday night. Aw man.
your most interesting sexual congress location	it was a field somewhere in Madison, Wisconsin.
part of the Sunday papers you read first	The Week in Review.
the languages you speak	English, a little ASL, a little Spanish. Oh, and Perl, C and Lisp/Scheme.
the religion you were raised in	Democrat
if you can draw well	Morgan thinks so, bless his little heart.
your favourite photograph	http://www.sentonline.com/images.html
what you should be doing instead of this	reconciling code changes in the production repository at work. sigh.
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