vegan turducken

[topaz]

[Poll #619440]

Comments

[mizarchivist]

You are bored, aren't you? :)

[jss]

I want both of the last two options.

[docorion.livejournal.com]

Meat! Bring me meat, you goddamned hippie!!

[numignost.livejournal.com]

fkuckentortu

[jacflash.livejournal.com]

I only eat good God-fearing right-wing Christian American meals on Thanksgiving!






really, try one sometime -- right-wingers cook up especially nicely in the tandoor... I think it's the bile...

[weegoddess.livejournal.com]

Ok, that one made me laugh out loud. Lucky I hadn't eaten anything. Yet.

Mmm, hippies.

[ronebofh.livejournal.com]

turkey:tofurkey::turducken:tofurducken

How would that work, anyway? Tofurkey stuffed with seitan "duck" stuffed with TVP "chicken"?

[anotherjen.livejournal.com]

Hee hee hee hee hee hee hee.

[pyrzqxgl.livejournal.com]

I like the Tofurkey Peppered Deli Slices (despite the Soylent Green implications of "natural vegetarian flavor") but haven't tried their big "roast"-type products -- it's never really been my type of food anyway.

[hissilliness.livejournal.com]

Tofucken.

[dancingwolfgrrl.livejournal.com]

Tofurducken, really, neh? :)

[fraterrisus]

three and four were close runners up because they feature the use of "fuck", as in, "what the FUCK is THAT?"

[aroraborealis.livejournal.com]

none of the above.

tofuckeden

[surrealestate.livejournal.com]

I chose the only reasonable answer.

But that doesn't mean I wouldn't shower someone who brought one to me with all sorts of affections. :)