almost good enough for the Onion

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Bush Says U.S. Spying Is Not Widespread

I would have preferred "Bush Agrees Most U.S. Citizens Probably Not Terrorists," but that's just me.

Comments

[innerdoggie.livejournal.com]

Wow! What did y'all do?

[lilbjorn.livejournal.com]

We openly disagreed with a Republican administration. That's really all it takes.

[innerdoggie.livejournal.com]

No, I meant "what did you guys do after you discovered the wiretap?", not "why were you being spied upon?"