this sounds like my kind of Christmas, all right
On the twelfth day of Christmas,
qwrrty sent to me...

Twelve dvds drumming
Eleven movies piping
Ten anacrostics a-leaping
Nine acrostics juggling
Eight crosswords a-cooking
Seven emacs a-reading
Six books a-biking
Five de-e-e-esserts
Four falsifying statistics
Three dixie chicks
Two dramatic clouds
...and a sex in a victorian pornography.