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anyone live vaguely near Mendocino?
A good friend of mine is desperate to acquire this item:
Pink Upholstered Vagina Couch - $600
"For Sale - beautiful pink "vagina couch" that I made in art school and no longer have space for. The couch is large: measures 5' 3" long, 3' 3" wide at the middle, and stands 2' 3" tall (and is heavy like a couch). The pics are from my portfolio and are several years old; as a result, the couch has some scuffmarks and stains around the bottom from being moved, but otherwise is in excellent shape. A professional upholsterer helped me build the couch, so it is also functional and durable as a piece of furniture. The couch must be picked up in Mendocino, a 3-hour drive north of SF. I am asking for $600 and a loving home! Call Willow at 802 579 9456 or reply to posting."
It's quite a drive north of SF, but I am certain I don't know exactly where all of my CA friends live. Would any of you be willing to pick up this thing and have it shipped? I am confident you could arrange compensation for your time and hassle, and I for one would be very grateful, if only for the amusement factor.
Pink Upholstered Vagina Couch - $600
"For Sale - beautiful pink "vagina couch" that I made in art school and no longer have space for. The couch is large: measures 5' 3" long, 3' 3" wide at the middle, and stands 2' 3" tall (and is heavy like a couch). The pics are from my portfolio and are several years old; as a result, the couch has some scuffmarks and stains around the bottom from being moved, but otherwise is in excellent shape. A professional upholsterer helped me build the couch, so it is also functional and durable as a piece of furniture. The couch must be picked up in Mendocino, a 3-hour drive north of SF. I am asking for $600 and a loving home! Call Willow at 802 579 9456 or reply to posting."
It's quite a drive north of SF, but I am certain I don't know exactly where all of my CA friends live. Would any of you be willing to pick up this thing and have it shipped? I am confident you could arrange compensation for your time and hassle, and I for one would be very grateful, if only for the amusement factor.