anyone live vaguely near Mendocino?

[topaz]

A good friend of mine is desperate to acquire this item:

Pink Upholstered Vagina Couch - $600

"For Sale - beautiful pink "vagina couch" that I made in art school and no longer have space for. The couch is large: measures 5' 3" long, 3' 3" wide at the middle, and stands 2' 3" tall (and is heavy like a couch). The pics are from my portfolio and are several years old; as a result, the couch has some scuffmarks and stains around the bottom from being moved, but otherwise is in excellent shape. A professional upholsterer helped me build the couch, so it is also functional and durable as a piece of furniture. The couch must be picked up in Mendocino, a 3-hour drive north of SF. I am asking for $600 and a loving home! Call Willow at 802 579 9456 or reply to posting."

It's quite a drive north of SF, but I am certain I don't know exactly where all of my CA friends live.  Would any of you be willing to pick up this thing and have it shipped?  I am confident you could arrange compensation for your time and hassle, and I for one would be very grateful, if only for the amusement factor.

Comments

[alanj]

That's awesome :)

My parents are a couple hours away, occasionally drive out to the coast, and have a sufficiently large vehicle. Next time I talk to them, I'll ask if they have any coast plans, and if so, if they want to stop and pick up a giant vagina while they're there :) This is very unlikely, but it's worth a try.

[ayse.livejournal.com]

I live near SF, and might be talked into some logistics since I'm not up to anything else, but I must tell you that the cost of picking up then shipping the thing back East would be... substantial. About equal to the cost of the couch itself.

[cutieperson]

*snort*

[keyne.livejournal.com]

I bet you're just snorting 'cause you know who wants to acquire it :-)

[cutieperson]

well, yes. and i don't even know for certain, i just think my top guess is probably correct.

[coraline]

yours, mine, and several other people's i'm sure...

[jacflash.livejournal.com]

I can't really imagine that there's more than one possible guess here...

[cutieperson]

Tim has weird friends! you never know!

okay, yeah, you're right.

[qwrrty.livejournal.com]

'tis true! But really, without even knowing for sure who you were thinking of, I feel confident saying that you are right.

[docorion.livejournal.com]

Your 'top' guess? *cue sepulchral voice* There can be only one! */voice*

Honestly, I can think of others who might *want* it, but only one who would seriously consider *getting* it.

[moontoad.livejournal.com]

Aren't you all glad I posted that link now?

[kimcob.livejournal.com]

For the Common House right?

[kimcob.livejournal.com]

For the Common House right?

[qwrrty.livejournal.com]

IF ONLY!

[vito-excalibur.livejournal.com]

Sorry...it's a 3 hour drive. :( And I don't have a car it would fit in.