topaz: (HTH)
Tim Pierce ([personal profile] topaz) wrote2009-09-15 11:55 am

signs point to "wtf"?

1. Take a photography class.

I'm trying, I'm trying real hard, I really am.

[livejournal.com profile] mzrowan announced that she'd signed up for a photography class this fall.  I was so surprised that the class actually fit into my schedule these two months that before I knew it, I had signed up for it too.  Bonus!

I was even more surprised when she discovered, almost by accident, that we have homework before the class even begins.  Wow.  Okay.  Well, glad she noticed so that we could be prepared!

Then we got email from the instructor yesterday.  He just discovered that he has a scheduling conflict on Thursdays and cannot teach on that day after all.  We should all write to him in the next 24 hours and let him know which days we cannot make class, so he can find one that works for the most people.

Not so cool, but okay.  Mistakes happen, right?  I email him my limitations.

Voicemail this morning.  Apparently he didn't get my email.  Class has been rescheduled for Tuesdays, starting on the 22nd.  I am committed on Tuesday, September 22nd for First Responder training.

Now, I think I could actually safely miss this first responder class -- there's a make-up session scheduled in October, and so far classes have really been kind of information-light anyway.  But I'm already so cranky that I really don't want to bend on principle.

Other warning signs: his mail with directions to the class session say, please don't arrive too early, because the studio is too small for "hanging-out" space, and also that he expects to start the first class precisely on time, so please be punctual.  Dude!  It's a little much to ask people to be punctual but also not to arrive too early!

Here's the topper, for me.  We're supposed to get our books before the first class starts, and (I think) even have completed the first reading assignment.  But the course syllabus doesn't even appear to list the titles of the books we're supposed to have!

I have sent him email that I think is reasonably polite but firm: is there a possibility of a make-up session for the September 22 class?  And can you please clarify which books we are supposed to get and what we should have completed before the first session?

I really don't want to give up on this, and there's a part of me that's hoping that his apparently total logistical flakiness is because he's a really brilliant guy and a fantastic instructor.  But the rest of me keeps asking, "Say WHAT now?"

[identity profile] fengshui.livejournal.com 2009-09-15 04:09 pm (UTC)(link)
Interesting. If you do decide to bag this class, my local community college http://www.sbcc.edu/ offers a photography class online that is quite good. The online nature of the class means it fits into most any schedule, and you do learn most of the technical side of photography. There's less coverage of the art of photography, but that's just the style of the course. Also, it's a 15 week class, which provides a lot more instruction than a 6-week one. I'm taking their photoshop class right now.

If you're interested, but you don't want to actually enroll, I also have all of the class materials screen-scraped from when I took the class. :)

[identity profile] kcatalyst.livejournal.com 2009-09-15 04:19 pm (UTC)(link)
Ok, see, that is not a syllabus. That is a set of free association notes for helping an instructor form ideas about a course. What is it doing on a web page?

I hope it works out well. He's clearly going to be a frustrating instructor, but as you say, you can't tell yet if he'll also be a good one.

[personal profile] arfur 2009-09-16 02:31 am (UTC)(link)
What is it doing in those fonts (especially coming from a professional of the visual arts)?

His powerpoint presentations, believe it or not, are worse.

[identity profile] keyne.livejournal.com 2009-09-15 05:30 pm (UTC)(link)
Run away. Fast.

[identity profile] harimad.livejournal.com 2009-09-15 05:56 pm (UTC)(link)
After you take the photo, what are you supposed to do: print it out? Load it onto the class computer to share? Distribute it via email?

Does he assume that everyone has a digital camera? *Does* everyone have a digital camera?

Most importantly, can you get your fees back if end up dropping the class?

FYI, the fact that the class meets at a time that doesn't work for you, doesn't mean he didn't get your email. That time may have been the least inconvenient for the group as a whole.

I hope this, or something like it, works out for you.

[identity profile] sine.livejournal.com 2009-09-15 08:30 pm (UTC)(link)
wow. i had not realized that "flake" and "control freak" could coexist in one brain.

[personal profile] arfur 2009-09-16 02:30 am (UTC)(link)
you have no idea. (see my comment below)
ext_86356: (alien)

[identity profile] qwrrty.livejournal.com 2009-09-16 02:53 am (UTC)(link)
That part I totally get. He's a control freak about the particular things that are important to him, and a flake about everything else. I see that alllllll the time. (Not that I'd know it first-hand or anything, oh no no no no.)

DrWex too

[identity profile] sweetmmeblue.livejournal.com 2009-09-15 09:53 pm (UTC)(link)
He was signed up with the class as well and will likely be backing out because of the shift in schedule.

Re: DrWex too

[identity profile] mzrowan.livejournal.com 2009-09-16 01:39 am (UTC)(link)
Oh no! If both of them drop out, who am I going to snark to?

[personal profile] arfur 2009-09-16 02:29 am (UTC)(link)
I've taken a class with him, a winter or two ago. Leave, now.

His lectures are disorganized and sprawling. He is ditzy and particular to a disturbing degree, and has no ability to run a class.

There is some useful knowledge hidden in his brain -- he'll let tantalizing glimpses out, and occasionally focus on you, without malice, long enough to give you a good piece of advice. But that's the exception, not the rule. He will not give you a useful syllabus, he strictly does not accept questions during his lectures-with-hideous-powerpoint (except when he does), he'll scold you for showing him more than two 8x10 prints in class (just after drooling over 5 of someone else's),...

Get a refund -- and leave a bad review -- while you can.

[identity profile] mzrowan.livejournal.com 2009-09-16 02:36 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, ack! I guess I should be grateful that I have an excuse to get a refund...
ext_86356: (camera)

[identity profile] qwrrty.livejournal.com 2009-09-16 02:51 am (UTC)(link)
Damn! I was sort of thinking that it almost might be worth staying in the class, if only because there would be great opportunities for snark. But it sounds like it wouldn't even be good snark!

Seriously, thanks for the heads up. Going to call it in tomorrow...

[identity profile] harimad.livejournal.com 2009-09-17 03:39 pm (UTC)(link)
Sounds disturbingly like first year of law school.