the truth-teller's brother

[topaz]

I'm stealing this from vito_excalibur, because it looked like so much fun when she did it:

Ask me a question!  I'll tell you a lie.

Comments

[pinkfish.livejournal.com]

How big was the biggest one you've ever taken?

[qwrrty.livejournal.com]

He was a Kodiak-lookin fella, bout 19 feet tall. He rambled up over the hill expectin me to do one of two things: flip or fly, and I didn't do either one. It hung him up. He starts sniffin round me tryin to smell fear, but he ain't gonna smell no fear, cause I'm God's own drunk and a fearless man. It hung him up. He looked me right in my eyes and my eyes was a lot redder than his was. So I approached him and I said, Mr. Bear, I love every hair on your 27 acre body.

[numignost.livejournal.com]

That's the first Jimmy Buffet reference I've seen on LiveJournal this year.

[qwrrty.livejournal.com]

I just found the mix tape that you made for me that has that song on it. That's why it's going around in my head.