the truth-teller's brother

[topaz]

I'm stealing this from vito_excalibur, because it looked like so much fun when she did it:

Ask me a question!  I'll tell you a lie.

Comments

[surrealestate.livejournal.com]

Will you have hot, kinky sex with me?

[qwrrty.livejournal.com]

That depends on what you mean by "hot."

[tyrannio.livejournal.com]

Does P = NP?

[qwrrty.livejournal.com]

I have a truly remarkable proof demonstrating that, but unfortunately this textbox is too small to contain it.

[concrete.livejournal.com]

yes! here is the proof: http://www.joeydevilla.com/2003/04/07/what-happened-to-me-and-the-new-girl-or-the-girl-who-cried-webmaster/

[badlittlemonkey.livejournal.com]

Do you plan on keeping the beard for awhile? It suits you, at least from the pictures you've posted.

Bonus question: Which one Oscar race do you think has the biggest chances of seeing an upset?

[qwrrty.livejournal.com]

I'm sure that's the first time I've ever heard keyne called a beard!

[qwrrty.livejournal.com]

I didn't find Oscar (http://us.vdc.imdb.com/title/tt0102603/maindetails) especially upsetting.

[ratatosk.livejournal.com]

What is art?

[qwrrty.livejournal.com]

A Picasso! Or maybe a Garfunkel.

[inahandbasket]

your place or mine?

[qwrrty.livejournal.com]

I'm sorry, I'm not that kind of girl.

[opadit.livejournal.com]

When will the snow stop?

[qwrrty.livejournal.com]

When the two sons of Adam and daughters of Eve arrive to vanquish the White Queen!

[pinkfish.livejournal.com]

How big was the biggest one you've ever taken?

[qwrrty.livejournal.com]

He was a Kodiak-lookin fella, bout 19 feet tall. He rambled up over the hill expectin me to do one of two things: flip or fly, and I didn't do either one. It hung him up. He starts sniffin round me tryin to smell fear, but he ain't gonna smell no fear, cause I'm God's own drunk and a fearless man. It hung him up. He looked me right in my eyes and my eyes was a lot redder than his was. So I approached him and I said, Mr. Bear, I love every hair on your 27 acre body.

[opadit.livejournal.com]

May I ask a second question?

[qwrrty.livejournal.com]

I've told you once.

[crouchback.livejournal.com]

What did you do with the Bishop of Barfing on the Thames?

[qwrrty.livejournal.com]

Moved him to White's Queen Four, what else?

[jss]

Who put the ram in the ramalamadingdong?

Why do fools fall in love?

Why did the old lady swallow the fly?

[qwrrty.livejournal.com]

Sorry, one question per customer!

[jacflash.livejournal.com]

Why?

[qwrrty.livejournal.com]

Because you know in your heart it's the way Aunt Reba would have wanted it.

[concrete.livejournal.com]

do you read the merovingian's LJ?

[qwrrty.livejournal.com]

I'm waiting for the podcast to come out.

[bridgetminerva.livejournal.com]

To err is computer to forgive devine. which are you?

[qwrrty.livejournal.com]

I live for my mistakes. I lap them up. I eat them, wallow in them, leap into them in joyous misery. I stroke them gently until bursting and then spurt them all over your soft pliant body.

And I forgive nothing.

[pulito.livejournal.com]

How long is it?

[qwrrty.livejournal.com]

Long enough to reach the ground!

[primal-pastry.livejournal.com]

How?

[qwrrty.livejournal.com]

Scrambled.

[bethr.livejournal.com]

That's a good photo of you. Did you take it yourself?

[qwrrty.livejournal.com]

It is not I you see but my evil brother. You must not listen to him! Bring me more blue pages! (http://www.whatthefun.net/myst/a-scripts.html)

[keyne.livejournal.com]

Ask me a question! I'll tell you a lie.

Will you keep lovin' in your butterfly way?

[qwrrty.livejournal.com]

Don't need to -- there's an Emacs command to do that. (http://xkcd.com/378/)