oh, and about that other thing

[topaz]

It has come to my attention that while we were away, some sort of debate has been raging over whether men should be allowed to fondle the breasts of women they do not know.  Or something.  I have not been able to unwind the threads far enough to understand the full context, and frankly, I suspect that even if I had it would not enrich my life.

But I wish to observe here that no one (as far as I know) has yet asserted their right to fondle the jongly bits of men they do not know.  And I must say how deeply, deeply disappointed I am that this has not yet happened.  My dream will have to remain, for now, just a dream.