Eddie Izzard, belatedly

I may never again be able to think about any of these things without laughing hysterically:

• cavemen
• Scrabble
• dinosaurs
• Spartans
• Latin
• the moon
• the Stone Age
• Noah's Ark
• giant squid

If you have a chance to go to the show, here's a tip that may allow you to perform magnificent acts of prankery: bring a Web-enabled phone or PDA and be prepared to make very fast Wikipedia edits.

Highly recommended.