Ominous

[topaz]

A little unnerving to see in the office kitchen first thing in the morning.

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Comments

[ceo]

Put a sign on it that says "YOU'RE NEXT".

[weegoddess.livejournal.com]

Nice. Or maybe a sign that says 'Have a great day' and sign it 'Human Resources'.

I miss watermelon soooooo much...

[inseriatim.livejournal.com]

Gloria brought that in. She says she sharpened the knife ahead of time. It was there for several hours before anyone had the courage to actually cut it up!

[agaran.livejournal.com]

Yeah. Threat... or promise?

[hammercock.livejournal.com]

What was that watermelon doing there?

Please tell me I'm not the only one who thought of Buckaroo Banzai

[happyfunpaul.livejournal.com]

New Jersey: Why is there a watermelon there?
Reno: I'll tell you later.
- from "The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the 8th Dimension"

(The answer is here (http://www.banzai-institute.com/0901FAQ.html), by the way.)

[ctseawa.livejournal.com]

You should have drawn a smiley face on it, around the knife.

Re: Please tell me I'm not the only one who thought of Buckaroo Banzai

[khedron.livejournal.com]

Wow. I never knew.

Some questions in life, I never expected answers for.

Re: Please tell me I'm not the only one who thought of Buckaroo Banzai

[harimad.livejournal.com]

You're not.

But the poor people would have to have a really sharp knife to cut that watermelon.

[cruiser.livejournal.com]

And broken out the red sharpie to make the blood coming out of the wound.

[docstrange.livejournal.com]

*SIGH*

Some people can just never finish a project.