Exactly. How can you tell? Here, try to guess which of these is a real post:
did mean it that way while giving me the biggest grin. Gross. Bad sex is dirty jokes from your dad about the size of his package... Bad sex is the one that you shouldn't have begun in the past, I've made it up afterwords or before, or both, butI still feel bad because, well, I wanna have sex. Other than that I was perfect the way I was. worse_sex is having a fairly average sex drive. WTF, kids? You may define "worst" in any context you choose, or whether what you did was deliberate or accidental. (got this idea from
wed done it before but he was kinda a jerk about it. so i guess this time we could say i was "heavily persuaded" into it. yeah i was blazed and yeah i consented, but still i didnt really want to. but i went along with it anyway. then the jerk tells me im terrible. FUCK YOU DUDE! and he told me i was bad at giving head... this makes a girl wonder, "am i just not up to par today?"; "is it the weed?"; and my personal favorite, "why the fuck am i with this jerk?" so i then
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Date: 2005-03-13 06:03 am (UTC)- did mean it that way while giving me the biggest grin. Gross. Bad sex is dirty jokes from your dad about the size of his package... Bad sex is the one that you shouldn't have begun in the past, I've made it up afterwords or before, or both, butI still feel bad because, well, I wanna have sex. Other than that I was perfect the way I was. worse_sex is having a fairly average sex drive. WTF, kids? You may define "worst" in any context you choose, or whether what you did was deliberate or accidental. (got this idea from
- wed done it before but he was kinda a jerk about it. so i guess this time we could say i was "heavily persuaded" into it. yeah i was blazed and yeah i consented, but still i didnt really want to. but i went along with it anyway. then the jerk tells me im terrible. FUCK YOU DUDE! and he told me i was bad at giving head... this makes a girl wonder, "am i just not up to par today?"; "is it the weed?"; and my personal favorite, "why the fuck am i with this jerk?" so i then
It's like a Turing test for suburban stoners.