Deuce Bigalow [not my review]

[topaz]

Roger Ebert's review of Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo is a new classic. It is one of his better bad-movie reviews, a genre in which he excels. http://rogerebert.suntimes.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20050811/REVIEWS/50725001

Comments

[likethewatch.livejournal.com]

Thanks for the delightful tarring!

I <3 Roger Ebert

[hammercock.livejournal.com]

Especially this part:

But Schneider is correct, and Patrick Goldstein has not yet won a Pulitzer Prize. Therefore, Goldstein is not qualified to complain that Columbia financed "Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo" while passing on the opportunity to participate in "Million Dollar Baby," "Ray," "The Aviator," "Sideways" and "Finding Neverland." As chance would have it, I have won the Pulitzer Prize, and so I am qualified. Speaking in my official capacity as a Pulitzer Prize winner, Mr. Schneider, your movie sucks.