vegan turducken

[topaz]

[Poll #619440]

Comments

[mizarchivist]

You are bored, aren't you? :)

[jss]

I want both of the last two options.

[qwrrty.livejournal.com]

No. You have to pick! Either gluttony or incivility -- you may not have both!

[qwrrty.livejournal.com]

Another friend mentioned it in passing and I was compelled to ask the question. The bird made me do it, I tell ya.

[jss]

I can't be both incivil and gluttonous? Or even incivilly gluttonous?

[docorion.livejournal.com]

Meat! Bring me meat, you goddamned hippie!!

[numignost.livejournal.com]

fkuckentortu

[jacflash.livejournal.com]

I only eat good God-fearing right-wing Christian American meals on Thanksgiving!






really, try one sometime -- right-wingers cook up especially nicely in the tandoor... I think it's the bile...

[weegoddess.livejournal.com]

Ok, that one made me laugh out loud. Lucky I hadn't eaten anything. Yet.

Mmm, hippies.

[ronebofh.livejournal.com]

turkey:tofurkey::turducken:tofurducken

How would that work, anyway? Tofurkey stuffed with seitan "duck" stuffed with TVP "chicken"?

[qwrrty.livejournal.com]

I don't have a clue. I heard this idea and immediately experienced the sort of bogglement that can only be answered by a LiveJournal poll.

[qwrrty.livejournal.com]

tofurducky. Whatever. I am nonplussed beyond words.

Mmm, hippies.

You and I should talk. Oh yes. We should talk.

[anotherjen.livejournal.com]

Hee hee hee hee hee hee hee.

[pyrzqxgl.livejournal.com]

I like the Tofurkey Peppered Deli Slices (despite the Soylent Green implications of "natural vegetarian flavor") but haven't tried their big "roast"-type products -- it's never really been my type of food anyway.

[hissilliness.livejournal.com]

Tofucken.

[dancingwolfgrrl.livejournal.com]

Tofurducken, really, neh? :)

[queenmomcat.livejournal.com]

[much amused] I'll have to keep that in mind...they're quite common in this area and I'm always looking for new recipes.

[fraterrisus]

three and four were close runners up because they feature the use of "fuck", as in, "what the FUCK is THAT?"

[aroraborealis.livejournal.com]

none of the above.

tofuckeden

[weegoddess.livejournal.com]

[runs for cold shower]

You probably meant that in the most chaste and innocent context possible. Though using those words to describe you is quite a stretch, I know.

[surrealestate.livejournal.com]

I chose the only reasonable answer.

But that doesn't mean I wouldn't shower someone who brought one to me with all sorts of affections. :)

[muckefuck.livejournal.com]

Hey, I think he and I were in school together!

[jss]

I dunno, I can see him being chased. O:-)

[aroraborealis.livejournal.com]

I hear he was a big partier.

[jss]

I can't see "tofurducky" without hearing Ernie (of Bert And fame) singing:

Tofurducky, you're the one
You make dinner lots of fun
Tofurducky I'm awfully fond of you.

[lcohen]

there is absolutely no excuse for this.

[jss]

You're welcome. :-)