The Mechanical Contrivium speaks...

[topaz]

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Topaz_munro!

1. If you keep a goldfish in a dark room, it will eventually turn into topaz_munro.


2. The air around topaz_munro is superheated to about five times the temperature of the sun.


3. The first topaz_munro was made in 1853, and had no pedals!


4. Ideally, topaz_munro should be stored on his side at a temperature of 55 degrees.


5. The National Heart Foundation recommends eating topaz_munro at least three times a week!


6. Topaz_munro can squeeze his entire body through a hole the size of his beak.


7. Topaz_munro will often rub up against people to lay his scent and mark his territory.


8. The average duration of sexual intercourse for topaz_munro is two minutes.


9. The topaz_munro-fighting market in the Philippines is huge - several thousand topaz_munro-fights take place there every day!


10. Koalas sleep for 22 hours a day, two hours more than topaz_munro.

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Comments

[jss]

> The National Heart Foundation recommends eating topaz_munro at least three times a week!

While that sounds like it could be fun...

> The average duration of sexual intercourse for topaz_munro is two minutes.

...that just sounds unfortunate.

[rsc.livejournal.com]

Yes on #5 and #7. Not so much on #8.

[qwrrty.livejournal.com]

Indeed, I was careful not to say that it was all true.

[rsc.livejournal.com]

Note to avoid, um, confusion... My opinion on #8 is arrived at by assumption.