i'll never wash this cheek again
May. 10th, 2007 02:11 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
Today I have two reminders why I love the Broadway Bicycle School:
1. I brought my flat tire in and announced that I needed to replace the rear wheel, since I'd gotten three flats in the last week and had concluded it was because the wheel was too far out of round. (Note: this was not an inexpensive remedy to suggest. A handbuilt bike wheel will typically cost upwards of $75.)
The mechanic who took the bike gently assured me that was a pretty unlikely reason for getting a flat. After removing the tire and tube, they examined the rim and found a few spoke holes that were not thoroughly covered, where a tube might easily develop a leak.
So, after I essentially begged them to let me spend $100 on a new wheel, instead they replaced the protective rim tape on my wheel and charged me $10.75.
2. While I was sitting on the bench waiting for them to finish mounting my rear wheel, one of the other wrenches sat down next to me, looked at me sympathetically, and said, "Are you waiting for a flat?"
"Yes, I am!" I said.
"Well, you're the first flat tire we've served today. And that means---"
She stood up and held up a MassBike t-shirt.
"You get a free t-shirt!"
And so I did.

Cheap repair service! Free t-shirts! It's almost enough to make me happy about getting the flat tires in the first place!
(Almost.)
1. I brought my flat tire in and announced that I needed to replace the rear wheel, since I'd gotten three flats in the last week and had concluded it was because the wheel was too far out of round. (Note: this was not an inexpensive remedy to suggest. A handbuilt bike wheel will typically cost upwards of $75.)
The mechanic who took the bike gently assured me that was a pretty unlikely reason for getting a flat. After removing the tire and tube, they examined the rim and found a few spoke holes that were not thoroughly covered, where a tube might easily develop a leak.
So, after I essentially begged them to let me spend $100 on a new wheel, instead they replaced the protective rim tape on my wheel and charged me $10.75.
2. While I was sitting on the bench waiting for them to finish mounting my rear wheel, one of the other wrenches sat down next to me, looked at me sympathetically, and said, "Are you waiting for a flat?"
"Yes, I am!" I said.
"Well, you're the first flat tire we've served today. And that means---"
She stood up and held up a MassBike t-shirt.
"You get a free t-shirt!"
And so I did.

Cheap repair service! Free t-shirts! It's almost enough to make me happy about getting the flat tires in the first place!
(Almost.)
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Date: 2007-05-10 06:36 pm (UTC)You are such a kid. We know this. And we love you for it. ;-D
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Date: 2007-05-11 12:56 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-05-10 06:45 pm (UTC)one of the other wrenches sat down next to me
as "one of the other wenches..." and wondered, "What sort of bike store is this?!"
(One with really good service, apparently!)
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Date: 2007-05-10 06:48 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-05-10 07:07 pm (UTC)Mine was I thought he said "because the wheel was far too round".
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Date: 2007-05-10 07:18 pm (UTC)Me: "I need a new wheel! This one is far too round!"
Them: o.O
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Date: 2007-05-10 07:30 pm (UTC)I remember seeing an article where somebody was using square wheels to ride on a sin wave surface, I think. It was pretty cool.
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Date: 2007-05-10 08:26 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-05-10 07:17 pm (UTC)So far I've had great bike service --- I'll settle for not getting any dates out of it. :-)
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Date: 2007-05-10 09:32 pm (UTC)Droid: Hello, I'm calling about an important business need. May I speak to the owner?
Wrench: We're a worker-owned collaborative.
Droid: Huh? WibblewibbleBLORT!
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Date: 2007-05-11 04:09 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-05-11 04:48 am (UTC)Are you infiltrating them for the CIA? I am so proud of you.
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Date: 2007-05-11 01:27 pm (UTC)(b) I actually don't think I'm bragging at all by saying I'm far too competent to be a FBI infiltrator. IME, people trying to get into lefty groups on behalf of COINTELPRO or its successors are the most inept and stupid people you can imagine.
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Date: 2007-05-11 03:13 pm (UTC)Wait, you met them?
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Date: 2007-05-13 02:12 pm (UTC)You may say "sure, those are the decoys they wanted you to find"...but I simply don't think the part of our government assigned to such oily and useless work is really that competent.
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Date: 2007-05-10 10:42 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-05-11 12:44 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-05-11 12:59 pm (UTC)Granted, that was when I was 50 pounds heavier and with short hair, so they likely thought I was a bull-dyke or something. :)
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Date: 2007-05-11 04:36 pm (UTC)