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From http://www.timesnews.net/article.php?id=9002266:

A Christian radio station employee and Bristol pastor has been charged with indecent exposure as well as DUI and violation of the open container law.
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According to the Johnson City Press article, Tester allegedly pulled up in a blue 2007 Toyota Camry and offered to give Johnson City police officers oral sex when they arrived at 308 S. Belmont Street to investigate a report of indecent exposure.

Tester, allegedly wearing a skirt, then reportedly got out of his car at the Belmont Car Wash and urinated in a wash bay in public view with children present.

A search of Tester’s vehicle reportedly revealed a half-empty pint-sized bottle of vodka and an empty bottle of Oxycodone in the passenger floorboard. Morris said Tester had told him about the painkiller prescription, which he'd said was prescribed due to previous back surgeries.

(OK, so it isn't Jerry Falwell or anything, but it's still awfully juicy.)

Comments

[jacflash.livejournal.com]

Hm. I actually think this is more sad than funny.

Consider: here we have a guy who, like many people we both know, is probably wired for kink. If you ran across him at a TKoP wearing a skirt and giving his partner a blowjob or whatever, you'd think to yourself, "Hmm, unattractive subby man engaging in gender play," and maybe you'd watch for a bit or maybe you'd just wander into the next room. Either way, it wouldn't be anything that much of your friends list would find particularly remarkable.

But he's stuck in a universe that doesn't allow for that. In fact, his universe teaches him that he will be subject to extreme torment for even THINKING about this stuff. So it builds up in him, and keeps building until it just owns him -- at which point he tries to kill it with booze and drugs and ends up acting it out in a daze at the car wash.

Poor dude. Religion sucks, man.

[keyne.livejournal.com]

I'm totally with J. here.

[crouchback.livejournal.com]

Another data point in favor of 1) in this cartoon (http://www.salon.com/comics/tomo/2007/07/30/tomo/).