amazingly simple home remedies

[topaz]

This is one of those relentless "e-mail forwards" (which we used to call more bluntly "chain letters") that I received from one of my more persistent correspondents.  This one I actually found amusing enough to share with you all.

1. If you are choking on an ice cube simply pour a cup of boiling water down your throat. presto! The blockage will instantly remove itself.
2. Avoid cutting yourself slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold while you chop.
3. Avoid arguments with the Mrs. about lifting the toilet seat by using the sink.
4. For high blood pressure sufferers: simply cut yourself and bleed for a few minutes, thus reducing the pressure in your veins. Remember to use a timer.
5. A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button.
6. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives, then you will be afraid to cough.
7. Have a bad toothache?  Smash your thumb with a hammer and you will forget about the toothache.
   
8. You only need two tools in life: WD-40 and Duct Tape. If it doesn't move And should, use the WD-40. If it shouldn't move and does, use the duct tape.
9. Remember: everyone seems normal until you get to know them.
   

You're welcome.

Comments

[weegoddess.livejournal.com]

You only need two tools in life: WD-40 and Duct Tape. If it doesn't move And should, use the WD-40. If it shouldn't move and does, use the duct tape.

A sigline just waiting to happen.


Remember: everyone seems normal until you get to know them.

I am love love loving this one. it's a mantra!!!

Thank you, dearie. ;-)

[khedron.livejournal.com]

Thanks! I actually forwarded these on, to someone who usually does the forwarding to me.

"A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button."

Useful!

[opadit.livejournal.com]

I've heard #8 before. Whee!