dr_memory's birthday isn't over yet

From http://www.timesnews.net/article.php?id=9002266:

A Christian radio station employee and Bristol pastor has been charged with indecent exposure as well as DUI and violation of the open container law.
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According to the Johnson City Press article, Tester allegedly pulled up in a blue 2007 Toyota Camry and offered to give Johnson City police officers oral sex when they arrived at 308 S. Belmont Street to investigate a report of indecent exposure.

Tester, allegedly wearing a skirt, then reportedly got out of his car at the Belmont Car Wash and urinated in a wash bay in public view with children present.

A search of Tester’s vehicle reportedly revealed a half-empty pint-sized bottle of vodka and an empty bottle of Oxycodone in the passenger floorboard. Morris said Tester had told him about the painkiller prescription, which he'd said was prescribed due to previous back surgeries.

(OK, so it isn't Jerry Falwell or anything, but it's still awfully juicy.)