book review: Crasswords

[topaz]

keyne bought this for me the other day: Crasswords: Dirty Crosswords for Cunning Linguists.

I was dubious at first. Books of gimmicky crosswords never seem to work out well, because they're more about the gimmick than the puzzle. Parnell Hall's "Puzzle Lady" books are a great example. Mediocre puzzles and a mediocre mystery add up to not a whole lot of anything.  But I figured I'd give it a shot anyway.

I shouldn't have worried.  The book is edited by Francis Heaney, he of the Holy Tango of Literature.  (If you have not read that, you should go do it now.  No, I mean right now.  Really.  It's okay, I'll wait.)  Heaney also turns out to be a former editor-at-large of GAMES Magazine, which is even more reassuring.

And the puzzles are really very well done.  keyne can confirm that I spent my first evening with the book cackling at every other clue I found.  It's true that there is a bit of a thrill just to read a clue like "Smear with shit", or simply filling in FUCKIT or BLOWJOB into the answer grid.  But if the theme were that shallow, the puzzles wouldn't hold up well.  The puzzles take full advantage of the crossword format.  You get bawdy clues with demure answers, innocently-worded clues with bawdy answers, and everything in between.  So when you get a clue like "They're usually black and 12 inches" you don't actually have any inherent idea of where to go with the answer.  The themed clues go even farther, making puns I never would have thought of.  (So far my favorite is "Anilingus in the ocean?")

I get the impression that this is the sort of thing crossword constructors do to blow off steam at 2 a.m. when they're up against a deadline: write puzzles that would get them thrown out of any editor's office in the country.  I suspect that Heaney just called up all of the constructors he knows and told them to do their worst.  And oh lord, you can see how much fun they had.

Comments

[coastergalwdw.livejournal.com]

>(So far my favorite is "Anilingus in the ocean?")
Hm...how many letters for that one?

Crossword constructors are an entertaining bunch. I need to check out the list of contributors...maybe I can get them autographed for you. :-)

[miss-chance.livejournal.com]

pacific rim?

[qwrrty.livejournal.com]

13 letters :-)

I would kill to sit down with a good constructor and watch them work for a while.

[miss-chance.livejournal.com]

pacific rim job?

[keyne.livejournal.com]

Bingo!

[tikva.livejournal.com]

Mr. Heaney will be appearing at my tacotortoise's recital in a month or so, as the Tortoise has composed a number of pieces around the Holy Tango. In fact, Francis' girlfriend is one of the soloists. You should be there too. :)

[qwrrty.livejournal.com]

You have just made me far more interested in attending this recital than I have been. In fact, I am not sure if it would be appropriate for me to attend your sweetie's recital if the primary reason is that I want to fanboy one of the other attendees, but I will think about it. :-)

[qwrrty.livejournal.com]

Actually, I didn't see that you said a number of pieces were composed about the Holy Tango. That's totally different. Now I need details. :-)

This is the August 30 recital? http://tortoiseshellmusic.com/events/2008/08/30/recital-at-the-lily-pad

[chanaleh.livejournal.com]

I assume that's something along the lines of "rim with salt".

[aroraborealis.livejournal.com]

Yet another reason to want to do Francis Heaney.

[qwrrty.livejournal.com]

And really, it's not as though we needed more reasons.

[tikva.livejournal.com]

I'm told he's poly, I think.

[lunchboy.livejournal.com]

It's true, but I might be at capacity right now.

[qwrrty.livejournal.com]

I'm never going to wash this LJ again.

[jbsegal.livejournal.com]

Wow. That is the PERFECT user icon. Do you have it for any other reason than this?

[qwrrty.livejournal.com]

I added that icon a while ago. It is totally a happy coincidence that it lines up so well in nested comment threads, and I didn't use it here for that specific reason. :-)

[wotw]

Okay, this Holy Tango (which was entirely new to me) is
fucking brilliant. I mean truly truly fucking brilliant.

I've ordered the crossword puzzle book. And the hardcopy
Holy Tango, even though it's available free on the web,
because this person deserves every sale he can get.

Thanks for the pointers.

[beowabbit]

(So far my favorite is "Anilingus in the ocean?")

Here’s my guess: Pacific rim. Am I right?

[qwrrty.livejournal.com]

See miss_chance's guesses, above. :-)

[moominmolly.livejournal.com]

Francis Heaney and filthy crosswords! *swoon*!

[keyne.livejournal.com]

I'm surprised nobody's tried to guess the "black and 12 inches..." one :-)

[lunchboy.livejournal.com]

(Three letters.)