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I Am Not the New Cannibal, Says Armstrong

(reference: "The Cannibal" is the nickname of legendary cyclist Eddy Merckx, to whom Lance has been compared lately)

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[ronebofh.livejournal.com]

I think he doesn't want to be the new Cannibal because he doesn't want some asshole civilian jumping out in front of him and punching him off the bike.