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news page posts announcements periodically, including a sample of recent answers to the LJ Writer's Block "Question of the Day". Today's announcement included some answers to the question "Which character from any film, television show, or book would you most like to take on a date and why?"
You just know that's going to be good.
Anna Marie Darkholme AKA Rogue Because I love her, because she deserves it more than anyone else I know, and you don't get to know the rest.
I have to admit that sex with Rogue could be pretty amazing. That whole power absorption thing is potentially like the ultimate erotic asphyxiation game.
Polgara the Sorceress from the David Eddings books. She is well aged, infinitely wise, imminently powerful, and gorgeous.
Well aged?
This one is SOOOOO easy. I would date Donatello from the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles in a second. My obsession with Donatello is probably not healthy but I dun care.
The proviso is my favorite part of this. Probably not healthy! But I don't care! We're in LOVE, dammit! And if you can't see that all the other problems in this crazy world don't amount to a hill of beans...
I pity you and your "conventional relationships."
I would most like to take Michael Madsen from Reservoir Dogs on a date. Particularly his character, Mr. Blonde. I enjoy his undying cynicism and craziness. In essence, he's sexy.
Oh god. I can't get the image out of my head now of two teenagers in bed, humping away in adolescent frenzy, whispering, "Are you gonna bark all day, little doggie? Or are you gonna bite?"
Edward Scissorhands, because I probably love him more most than other fictional character and possibly more than a good amount of real people.
You know, I have a feeling he could say the same thing about you.
Oh, it's NO CONTEST there! I'd choose Hannibal Lecter from The Silence of the Lambs. He's real smart, perceptive and has a gorgeous pair of eyes. Oh, and he seems to have some interesting recipes.
Shaggy, from Scooby Doo. I've always had a crush on him. How fun would it be to smoke some weed and then investigate haunted houses? BEST DATE EVAR!
OK, you know what? Now my faith in humanity has been restored a little bit.
news page posts announcements periodically, including a sample of recent answers to the LJ Writer's Block "Question of the Day". Today's announcement included some answers to the question "Which character from any film, television show, or book would you most like to take on a date and why?"You just know that's going to be good.
Anna Marie Darkholme AKA Rogue Because I love her, because she deserves it more than anyone else I know, and you don't get to know the rest.
I have to admit that sex with Rogue could be pretty amazing. That whole power absorption thing is potentially like the ultimate erotic asphyxiation game.
Polgara the Sorceress from the David Eddings books. She is well aged, infinitely wise, imminently powerful, and gorgeous.
Well aged?
This one is SOOOOO easy. I would date Donatello from the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles in a second. My obsession with Donatello is probably not healthy but I dun care.
The proviso is my favorite part of this. Probably not healthy! But I don't care! We're in LOVE, dammit! And if you can't see that all the other problems in this crazy world don't amount to a hill of beans...
I pity you and your "conventional relationships."
I would most like to take Michael Madsen from Reservoir Dogs on a date. Particularly his character, Mr. Blonde. I enjoy his undying cynicism and craziness. In essence, he's sexy.
Oh god. I can't get the image out of my head now of two teenagers in bed, humping away in adolescent frenzy, whispering, "Are you gonna bark all day, little doggie? Or are you gonna bite?"
Edward Scissorhands, because I probably love him more most than other fictional character and possibly more than a good amount of real people.
You know, I have a feeling he could say the same thing about you.
Oh, it's NO CONTEST there! I'd choose Hannibal Lecter from The Silence of the Lambs. He's real smart, perceptive and has a gorgeous pair of eyes. Oh, and he seems to have some interesting recipes.
Shaggy, from Scooby Doo. I've always had a crush on him. How fun would it be to smoke some weed and then investigate haunted houses? BEST DATE EVAR!
OK, you know what? Now my faith in humanity has been restored a little bit.
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Date: 2009-11-07 02:15 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-11-07 10:31 pm (UTC)on the other hand, if you could work out a way to actually do it (maybe you already have a huge latex fetish and you feel you could give her a gentle and loving introduction to that world), you might imagine she'd be soooooo grateful. and have a lot of pent up sexual frustration to get out...*
*which might also sound fun if you'd forgotten she had super-strength and had never read man of steel, woman of kleenex
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Date: 2009-11-07 02:20 pm (UTC)*rotfl*
Polgara, "well-aged"
Date: 2009-11-07 06:24 pm (UTC)Re: Polgara, "well-aged"
Date: 2009-11-07 11:14 pm (UTC)Re: Polgara, "well-aged"
Date: 2009-11-08 01:29 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-11-07 07:10 pm (UTC)I don't think I really need to list reasons as to why. >;->
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Date: 2009-11-07 11:15 pm (UTC)A dear dear friend of mine once, as a teenager, dated identical twins. She tried so hard to get them both into bed at the same time. One of them was up for it but the other one was a little freaked out. Such a sad story.
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Date: 2009-11-09 09:06 pm (UTC)i dated an identical twin. everyone used to ask me if i had tried to have sex with both of them--i had to point out that that would have been asking my girlfriend to have sex with her sister. might be someone's fantasy, but it sure wasn't theirs.
i believe i must be well-aged!
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Date: 2009-11-07 11:44 pm (UTC)