the cute anti social puppy that the roomate was fond of punching in the icon

[topaz]

Thanks to vito_excalibur, I have found the best toy: http://apps.hewgill.com/cgi-bin/ljmarkov.pl

And I have been having entirely too much fun running it on bad_sex.

trying every chance he got, but I know that strange sensation when your FB comes over after a very horny girl who endured a date set up with a sex drive and that I was ASLEEP when he called? What a waste of 45 minutes later we tried again and he just...fell over again. I'm starting to think there's something wrong with me, but all he ever says is how hot I make him and stuff....so I don't think this is unreasonable. He looks at me, and encourages me to do to make a women have pleasure ( no shit

You could make a strong case that this isn't easily distinguishable from the source text.

I fear that we are only within days of some bored undergraduate re-running the Mark V. Shaney Usenet prank on LiveJournal.

Comments

[crouchback.livejournal.com]

I liked running it on janezero, which was aslo not easily distinguishable form the source text.

[boutell.livejournal.com]

That's effing impressive.

[hammercock.livejournal.com]

Wow...until I paid closer attention to the set-up before the text, I thought you were just quoting someone who simply couldn't write. *scrubs brain*

[keyne.livejournal.com]

...a way that American filmmakers find difficult to do so for almost twenty years, but have never sat down and practiced long and hard enough to get a sense of how extensive the damage is. We've begun calling contractors to try to find each other goodbye. It was our first kiss. I never had a chance. BONUS: Something you'd like to be able to introduce the director of the Internet: Frienditto!