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Thanks to [livejournal.com profile] vito_excalibur, I have found the best toy: http://apps.hewgill.com/cgi-bin/ljmarkov.pl

And I have been having entirely too much fun running it on [livejournal.com profile] bad_sex.

trying every chance he got, but I know that strange sensation when your FB comes over after a very horny girl who endured a date set up with a sex drive and that I was ASLEEP when he called? What a waste of 45 minutes later we tried again and he just...fell over again. I'm starting to think there's something wrong with me, but all he ever says is how hot I make him and stuff....so I don't think this is unreasonable. He looks at me, and encourages me to do to make a women have pleasure ( no shit

You could make a strong case that this isn't easily distinguishable from the source text.

I fear that we are only within days of some bored undergraduate re-running the Mark V. Shaney Usenet prank on LiveJournal.

Date: 2005-03-13 02:52 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] crouchback.livejournal.com
I liked running it on [livejournal.com profile] janezero, which was aslo not easily distinguishable form the source text.

Date: 2005-03-13 03:51 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] boutell.livejournal.com
That's effing impressive.

Date: 2005-03-13 04:06 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hammercock.livejournal.com
Wow...until I paid closer attention to the set-up before the text, I thought you were just quoting someone who simply couldn't write. *scrubs brain*

Date: 2005-03-13 06:03 am (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] qwrrty.livejournal.com
Exactly. How can you tell? Here, try to guess which of these is a real post:
  1. did mean it that way while giving me the biggest grin. Gross. Bad sex is dirty jokes from your dad about the size of his package... Bad sex is the one that you shouldn't have begun in the past, I've made it up afterwords or before, or both, butI still feel bad because, well, I wanna have sex. Other than that I was perfect the way I was. worse_sex is having a fairly average sex drive. WTF, kids? You may define "worst" in any context you choose, or whether what you did was deliberate or accidental. (got this idea from
  2. wed done it before but he was kinda a jerk about it. so i guess this time we could say i was "heavily persuaded" into it. yeah i was blazed and yeah i consented, but still i didnt really want to. but i went along with it anyway. then the jerk tells me im terrible. FUCK YOU DUDE! and he told me i was bad at giving head... this makes a girl wonder, "am i just not up to par today?"; "is it the weed?"; and my personal favorite, "why the fuck am i with this jerk?" so i then
It's like a Turing test for suburban stoners.

Date: 2005-03-13 11:50 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hammercock.livejournal.com
I'm guessing the second one is the real post, and that this chick really needs to reconsider her choices of partners.

Date: 2005-03-13 10:55 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] keyne.livejournal.com
...a way that American filmmakers find difficult to do so for almost twenty years, but have never sat down and practiced long and hard enough to get a sense of how extensive the damage is. We've begun calling contractors to try to find each other goodbye. It was our first kiss. I never had a chance. BONUS: Something you'd like to be able to introduce the director of the Internet: Frienditto!

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