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Bush Says U.S. Spying Is Not Widespread

I would have preferred "Bush Agrees Most U.S. Citizens Probably Not Terrorists," but that's just me.

Comments

[lhn.livejournal.com]

You'd prefer President Cheney?

[jacflash.livejournal.com]

Actually, at this point, I would. If nothing else, Cheney is more intelligent (or at least wiser) and has fewer blind spots.

[ronebofh.livejournal.com]

Bush is a moron. Cheney is evil. But on the plus side, being president might kill Cheney.

[lhn.livejournal.com]

Of course then you get Dennis Hastert. (Or whoever Cheney makes his VP.)

Quick quiz: looking at the list (http://www.infoplease.com/ipa/A0101032.html), where would people choose to stop? (Leaving out the easy but boring answer of running out the entire cabinet.)

[keyne.livejournal.com]

Rice, no question.

Unfortunately, she's the only one on the entire list I'd trust in the office.

[lilbjorn.livejournal.com]

Yeah. Put the bastard where we can keep an eye on him.