almost good enough for the Onion

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Bush Says U.S. Spying Is Not Widespread

I would have preferred "Bush Agrees Most U.S. Citizens Probably Not Terrorists," but that's just me.

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[khedron.livejournal.com]

I read that there article, and it doesn't actually say anywhere that Bush agrees most U.S. citizeens probably aren't terrorists. Doesn't even imply it, really. Y'know?