secret ingredient

[topaz]

Have you ever wondered what's in your maple syrup?



I mean what's really, really in it?



...

Don't ask.
Don't tell.

Comments

BACON SYUP!

[dbang.livejournal.com]

Must! Have!

[coraline]

WTFingF?

[qwrrty.livejournal.com]

Right! That!

[cutieperson]

nah, i used to make my own syrup, so i know what goes in.

[fraterrisus]

i hear they put paprika in mayonnaise. *sage nod*

[dancingwolfgrrl.livejournal.com]

Apparently they changed the recipe in 2006, (http://www.thekitchn.com/thekitchn/news/brown-bag-thursday-hellmanns-vs-homemade-mayonnaise-014814) so maybe they don't! Disaster!

[rintrahroars.livejournal.com]

And who knows WHAT they put in Bac~os, for those of us who can't stomach real bacon. The ingredients list "natural and artificial flavoring, red 40 and other color added." Isn't that just a little too vague? Does that mean they can add plutonium for flavoring and fecal matter for color?

And this is why I try to eat foods that are as close to natural as possible. Ingredients' lists freak me out.

[innerdoggie.livejournal.com]

mmmmmm!

[docorion.livejournal.com]

It's almost certainly bad that I want one of those *so much*.

[sconstant.livejournal.com]

I thought bacon was recyclable with #1 plastics? Huh. You're right, that is weird.

[trom.livejournal.com]

I've had maple infused bacon, so why not bacon infused maple syrup.

[awfief.livejournal.com]

this was my thought! :)

[feste-sylvain.livejournal.com]

"Bacon" is also a proper name.

The Bacon Jug Company. (http://www.baconjug.com/baconjugs.asp)

[trom.livejournal.com]

dude, ixnay on the actsfay

[qwrrty.livejournal.com]

I find the whole thing suspicious. Just look at that page. What "colors" do they say this thing comes in?

CREAM!

Bacon! Maple syrup! Cream! Ridiculous. What sizes do you suppose these things come in? Artichoke, lasagna and scrambled eggs?

[cutieperson]

bacon infused cream would be tasty. it could be used in savory bread puddings.

[muckefuck.livejournal.com]

And an unforgettable crème brûlée!

[(Anonymous)]

that would be DIVINE.

[powerfrau.livejournal.com]

I have coupons for buying bacon in the hereafter....KArma points for bacon...yummmmmm

[jwg.livejournal.com]

From the McClure web site:

The Bacon Jug Company (http://www.baconjug.com/) was originally a division of McLure's Honey and Maple Products, and is now a division of Gamber Container, Inc.

[powerfrau.livejournal.com]

Oh yeah, there is a group out here that makes bacon flavored chocolates....

The Law of Conservation of Bacon

[dancingwolfgrrl.livejournal.com]

This explains Bac'uns.

Re: The Law of Conservation of Bacon

[qwrrty.livejournal.com]

You know, until a few minutes ago I was blissfully ignorant that such a thing even existed. I hope you're happy with yourself.

Re: The Law of Conservation of Bacon

[dancingwolfgrrl.livejournal.com]

*helpful*

[khedron.livejournal.com]

It's OK. Bacon is a vegetable. (http://www.dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=931)

[moominmolly.livejournal.com]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO*gasp*OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

[qwrrty.livejournal.com]

I think that for safety's sake you had perhaps best steer clear of that brand.

[harimad.livejournal.com]

That's not what's in the syrup, that's what's in the container. Sure hope the jug doesn't have a kosher mark on it.