absorbent and yellow and porous is he

[topaz]

I don't know what scares me more:

The existence of a genuine, Nickelodeon-licensed Spongebob Squarepants rectal thermometer...

... or hearing from a coworker that when he saw this, it made him think of me.

Comments

[nooks.livejournal.com]

Oral thermometer, my eye!

Grampa Simpson said it best.

[qwrrty.livejournal.com]

Grandpa Simpson always says it best.

[hammercock.livejournal.com]

I just LOL'd.

[weegoddess.livejournal.com]

*snerklesnort*

A co-worker? Makes me wonder where you actually work.

[weegoddess.livejournal.com]

[checks link more closely]

OMIGAWD IT'S MUSICAL. IT PLAYS THE SBSP THEME WHILE IT'S TAKING YOUR TEMPERATURE.

I think I just wet something, I'm laughing so hard.

[pancua.livejournal.com]

I would have paid money to see the look on your face.

[qwrrty.livejournal.com]

Judging from his response? I think so would he.

[pulito.livejournal.com]

BWAAAAAHAHAHHAHAAAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAAAAA

[kimberlogic.livejournal.com]

um, wow ... that's quite the mental-link he's got there

[desdenova.livejournal.com]

The second one is definitely worse...

[slinkr.livejournal.com]

What would really scare me is if you asked him why it reminded him of you.

[qwrrty.livejournal.com]

I think after carefully considering the matter I have decided not to enquire further.

[numignost.livejournal.com]

He probably just thinks you're square and have a hot ass. (He's obviously wrong on the first count, and I have no comment on the second.)

[primal-pastry.livejournal.com]

oh great good god in heaven! *why?!?*

[qwrrty.livejournal.com]

Ours not to reason why.

[harimad.livejournal.com]

The latter. Definitely the latter.

Hi.

[malefica-v.livejournal.com]

numignost pointed me to this post. He was right: you can't be square. You've got dimensions/dementia even Lovecraft couldn't write about.

Re: Hi.

[qwrrty.livejournal.com]

Hooray! I win the Internets today!

Welcome! Are you one of numignost's (and my) former schoolmates? I'm amused that your friends list includes a few people who are just within my circle of acquaintances (geekchick, woodwardiocom)

Re: Hi.

[malefica-v.livejournal.com]

Nope, not a schoolmate, just a kindred spirit. I know The Gnuminous One from aikido. Mr Woodward is married to a lady who's a pal o' mine. Geekchick is the sweetie of another friend (and one of my Internet Crushes). Unzeugmatic is a long-time acquaintance via the morris dancers. Yep, you're clearly the sort who keeps questionable company. It's a pleasure to rub electrons with you!