absorbent and yellow and porous is he

[topaz]

I don't know what scares me more:

The existence of a genuine, Nickelodeon-licensed Spongebob Squarepants rectal thermometer...

... or hearing from a coworker that when he saw this, it made him think of me.

Comments

[qwrrty.livejournal.com]

I think after carefully considering the matter I have decided not to enquire further.

[numignost.livejournal.com]

He probably just thinks you're square and have a hot ass. (He's obviously wrong on the first count, and I have no comment on the second.)