nothing to say here

I have nothing to say at the moment -- I'm just posting to move yesthattom's post about a talk by Erin McKean off my friends page so the bloody video won't autoplay every time I reload my friends page.

(It's a really interesting talk, honestly, just a bone-stupid presentation.)

absorbent and yellow and porous is he

I don't know what scares me more:

The existence of a genuine, Nickelodeon-licensed Spongebob Squarepants rectal thermometer...

... or hearing from a coworker that when he saw this, it made him think of me.