now where the devil are my slippers?

[topaz]

I was not expecting this result:

92 As a 1930s husband, I am Very Superior Take the test!

After all, I use alcohol regularly, use profanity frequently, and tease my wife about her punctuality.  Not to mention leaving the lights burning all over the house.  I thought I was a goner for sure.

But I do willingly prepare my own breakfast and provide my wife with all the modern labor saving devices.  That must have pushed me over the edge.

Comments

[dbang.livejournal.com]

ALL the modern labor saving devices?

Does she have an iphone yet? A GPS? No? Husband failure!

[qwrrty.livejournal.com]

The iPhone and GPS are not labor saving devices! They are conveniences!

She does have a washer and dryer, a dishwasher, a KitchenAid, a Makita cordless drill and a Hitachi Magic Wand. In other words, everything a modern adult needs to sustain life. I do believe I have discharged my duties.

[keyne.livejournal.com]

<laughs, hard>

[harimad.livejournal.com]

I do believe I have discharged my duties.

I can't say that I agree. All your children were body births.

[malefica-v.livejournal.com]

His was the discharge. Hers were the duties. Sometime after that, I'm sure they renegotiated the divide!

[reesei.livejournal.com]

I'm a very superior husband (112), but a low average wife (43) when making the test as gender-neutral as possible.

Take from that what you will. =)

[khedron.livejournal.com]

but a low average wife (43)

Wait, that's my score, too! But you're a better husband (102). =)

[keyne.livejournal.com]

Hmm. I'm a low-average wife (46) and very superior husband (95) too!

[khedron.livejournal.com]

There are a lot of plusses and minuses that neither reesei nor I could get, since we refused to substitute "cats" for "children".

Since she's the only one who drives right now, those questions were funny, in a gender-reverse way.

[lcohen]

let's just say i make a better husband than a wife. all that walking around the house in stocking feet, i guess.

[khedron.livejournal.com]

And pajamas! *horror*