now where the devil are my slippers?
Jun. 6th, 2008 08:43 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
topazI was not expecting this result:
After all, I use alcohol regularly, use profanity frequently, and tease my wife about her punctuality. Not to mention leaving the lights burning all over the house. I thought I was a goner for sure.
But I do willingly prepare my own breakfast and provide my wife with all the modern labor saving devices. That must have pushed me over the edge.
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After all, I use alcohol regularly, use profanity frequently, and tease my wife about her punctuality. Not to mention leaving the lights burning all over the house. I thought I was a goner for sure.
But I do willingly prepare my own breakfast and provide my wife with all the modern labor saving devices. That must have pushed me over the edge.
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Date: 2008-06-06 01:35 pm (UTC)Does she have an iphone yet? A GPS? No? Husband failure!
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Date: 2008-06-06 02:32 pm (UTC)She does have a washer and dryer, a dishwasher, a KitchenAid, a Makita cordless drill and a Hitachi Magic Wand. In other words, everything a modern adult needs to sustain life. I do believe I have discharged my duties.
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Date: 2008-06-06 07:43 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-06-07 01:18 am (UTC)I can't say that I agree. All your children were body births.
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Date: 2008-06-07 01:29 am (UTC)