wrong. wrong. wrong.

[topaz]

There's free coffee at the office, and while it's not very good coffee, hey, man, free coffee.

For additives I have a choice between whole milk and nondairy creamer. Which is okay, whole milk is almost as good as half-and-half for lightening coffee, so I go along with that.

This morning I noticed a quart of half-and-half in the fridge. Which I wouldn't go out of my way to get, but you know, as long as it's there, I might as well.

So I took it out. And then I saw what it was.

It was "Fat Free Half & Half."

What the hell? Fat free half-and-half? Like dehydrated water? Or unscented deodorant? How the hell is that supposed to work?

The ingredient list includes nonfat milk, milk, corn syrup solids, a whole mess of carageenan and a bunch of things I don't know how to spell. In defeat, I put it in my coffee anyway, and so far I haven't exploded.

Comments

[qwrrty.livejournal.com]

My statement is correct as I posted it. It includes a whole mess of carrageenan and "a bunch of things I don't know how to spell." These things are not mutually exclusive.

(Oh-oh. He knows where I live, doesn't he?)

You'd think you'd have learned by now, huh?

[lcohen]

i initially read this as "you'd think i'd have learned by now" which is funny in a whole different way.

okay, sorry to make so many entries to one entry of yours!