because if we had a CHAINSAW we wouldn't need the AXE to chop down trees!

[topaz]

Quinn: Do you know what I'm going to get for Christmas?  A box of TOOLS!

Me: You're what?

Quinn: With an AXE and a SAW!

Me: Exactly how do you think this is going to happen?

Quinn: I'm going to put it on my list!  And Santa knows what you want!

Ellen: Quinn, you already have a toy axe and saw.

Quinn: I mean a REAL one.

Ellen and me: ...

Quinn: And batteries!  And a CHAINSAW!

Ellen: Has daddy been showing you The Shining?

Comments

[weegoddess.livejournal.com]

*mmmph*

[coastergalwdw.livejournal.com]

red rum

[browngirl.livejournal.com]

Your kid! YOUR kid!

[qwrrty.livejournal.com]

We all get the children we deserve.

[nooks.livejournal.com]

I'm glad to see that the conversations I have that run like this won't quit for at least a few years yet.

[qwrrty.livejournal.com]

I have a sneaking suspicion they are never, ever going to end.

[moominmolly.livejournal.com]

*snarf*

[qwrrty.livejournal.com]

Oh yeah. Laugh while you can, Ms. Badplan.

[moominmolly.livejournal.com]

Oh trust me, I am. I am certain that I have dramatic things in store for me, too. I can't even imagine, yet.

[noeltheone.livejournal.com]

Just wait until he starts seeing table saws and other power tools. When is Mosiac opening the workshop?

[keyne.livejournal.com]

I see you didn't mention the previous conversation, which began: "Mom, can I go up on the roof and come down the chimney?"