because if we had a CHAINSAW we wouldn't need the AXE to chop down trees!

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Quinn: Do you know what I'm going to get for Christmas?  A box of TOOLS!

Me: You're what?

Quinn: With an AXE and a SAW!

Me: Exactly how do you think this is going to happen?

Quinn: I'm going to put it on my list!  And Santa knows what you want!

Ellen: Quinn, you already have a toy axe and saw.

Quinn: I mean a REAL one.

Ellen and me: ...

Quinn: And batteries!  And a CHAINSAW!

Ellen: Has daddy been showing you The Shining?

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