confessional

[topaz]

thanks to renniekins for starting this idea, and moominmolly for reminding me.

Do you have a secret? Something you've been wanting to get off your chest but have nobody to tell? Or something you couldn't imagine saying to anyone to their face?

It's time. Anonymous posting is on. IP logging is off. You have to post anonymously. (I will delete non-anonymous comments!) And you are not allowed to tell me what you posted -- that's part of what makes it fun!

Let's hear it, folks. And make it a good one!

Comments

[(Anonymous)]

I often wonder what it would be like not to be ugly. To have people actually attracted to me. I suppose such a life isn't any easier; there are a lot of lousy people out there.

But it would save me from wanting to kill myself most of the time.

Sorry.

[(Anonymous)]

Make that "wanting to die. Now."

[(Anonymous)]

I'm married with offspring. Some time ago I played sympathy fuck for someone I barely knew. And now I am dying of a broken heart because of that person, and don't know if I'll ever be happy again.

[Duh. Does this ID me or what?]

[(Anonymous)]

I'm confused - were you the one who got the mercy fuck, and you fell in love with your crush, and now you are dying of a broken heart?

Or, were you the one who granted the mercy fuck, and your spouse found out and left you (because it was against your rules), and now you are dying of a broken heart because your love left you?

Or, were you the one who granted the mercy fuck, but along the way, you fell in love with the one who wanted your mercy, they got their fill with the one fantasy day with you, and now you are dying of a broken heart because you realize that now you are the one pining for a mercy fuck?

or . . . there are probably a few more scenarios.

So no, I don't think this ID's you.

I stole

[(Anonymous)]

I needed a specific thingee that often comes in a larger set of thingees.

I only found one set with the right thingee, and it was open, and some thingees were already missing. I couldn't find an unopened set, I couldn't find anyone to give me the price for the set I was looking at, I couldn't find anyone to help me find an alternate way to get the right thingee. I got frustrated and angry. I put the thingee in my pocket and walked out of the store. I've never stolen anything before, and it still bothers me so much that I have trouble going into that store.

Re: I stole

[(Anonymous)]

I wish you could be bothered less by this, anonymous stealer. Nobody was really any the worse for your little transgression. I stole one thing, once, from a bookstore where I worked, and have a kind of fond memory of the whole thing.

Re: I stole

[(Anonymous)]

You had to work that hard to steal a single, unbroken egg?

Gee whiz - that grocery store really needs some better stockclerks!

I was a major shoplifter as an adolescent

[(Anonymous)]

I was employed at a couple of major chain stores, and I ripped them off for everything I could get, mostly to fuel the expensive hobby-cum-profession I was involved with at the time. I raised some suspicions on the part of their security people, but each time left their employ before I could get caught.

[(Anonymous)]

I have a burning hatred for people in apparently happy relationships, especially other gay guys. I read some article somewhere wherein two guys admitted their pet name for each other, and it was something really cutesy ootsy, and in an unpremeditated way (like I almost _heard_ myself thinking this, in fact was surprised right after I thought it) I thought, "I hope they die." Even if the coupled people in question are my friends, I secretly hope their relationships will fail. How's that? Pretty hateful, huh? There it is.

[(Anonymous)]

I am from now on going to call my boyfriend "pooky-ookie snubble-wubble" in public and see if someone bursts into flames of utter hatred. Then I will point and laugh.

[(Anonymous)]

Eh, it's ok. Your relationship will probably fall apart, too. That's one of the consolations. They usually do.

[(Anonymous)]

I am finally in a real relationship with someone who I know is totally right for me...yet I am utterly terrified of making a commitment! urgh.

[(Anonymous)]

I am finally in a real relationship with someone who I know is totally right for me...yet I am utterly terrified of making a commitment! urgh.

[(Anonymous)]

You've always been so sweet to me, and I feel I haven't reciprocated as much as I should've...

[(Anonymous)]

No one knows that I've got almost $60,000 in credit-card debt.

[(Anonymous)]

Are you buying iPods and computer games?

[(Anonymous)]

iPods no; computer games, now and then over the years as presents for other people.

[(Anonymous)]

You might want to check out www.consumercredit.com.
They've helped a lot of people who were overwhelmed
with credit-card debt. I heard of them after I had
managed to climb out of debt by myself, and I wish I
had known about them sooner.

[(Anonymous)]

I wish I could think of some way to get out of this awful relationship that wouldn't cause fallout even worse than putting up with the relationship is. I'm so ashamed that I let myself get stuck in an awful relationship like this.

[(Anonymous)]

A friend of mine hasn't been able to get work for months, and I feel bad about that, but I would never tell hir about jobs around me because s/he is so arrogant and has such terrible working habits.

[(Anonymous)]

I have fallen in love with a friend, but I think he is in love with someone else. I am planning on jumping soon just to see what happens.

I so wish

[(Anonymous)]

That I could leave all this holiday crap. Not visit family, not exchange gifts, just have a nice day at home. My partner would cry foul.

[(Anonymous)]

A friend is constantly going on about how her new boyfriend (who I haven't met) will do absolutely anything she wants, promise her absolutely anything she asks for, etc. etc. etc. I worry that such a one-sided relationship is going to blow up big-time one of these days.

[(Anonymous)]

I worry that I've never amounted to anything and am wasting my potential.

[(Anonymous)]

The person I'm involved with has a wonderful personality when stoned but is a real jerk when not stoned. I think you see my ethical dilemma.