confessional

[topaz]

thanks to renniekins for starting this idea, and moominmolly for reminding me.

Do you have a secret? Something you've been wanting to get off your chest but have nobody to tell? Or something you couldn't imagine saying to anyone to their face?

It's time. Anonymous posting is on. IP logging is off. You have to post anonymously. (I will delete non-anonymous comments!) And you are not allowed to tell me what you posted -- that's part of what makes it fun!

Let's hear it, folks. And make it a good one!

Comments

[(Anonymous)]

I love the idea of people masturbating and thinking about me.

[(Anonymous)]

I voted for Bush.

[(Anonymous)]

Yes, and I know who you are!

[(Anonymous)]

I think those white plastic reindeer with little lights on them are really attractive.

Maybe next year.

[(Anonymous)]

Yes, I like this too. But I probably have a smaller set of them than you.

[(Anonymous)]

I can't think of anything I'd like to confess that wouldn't somehow reveal my identity.

[(Anonymous)]

Oh, I thought of something. I'm experimenting with female ejaculation---OK, so I'm female---and I haven't tried it with my partner until I know it's ejaculate and not pee. But I have to have really really intense orgasms for that mechanism to start, and those can only be achieved with a piece of equipment. So I feel bad.

[(Anonymous)]

(1) I'm a moron, because I first posted this under my username. But since you'll get the e-mail anyway, you won't even have to guess at who I am. That's me, making life easier for Mr. Pierce since 1994.

(2) I am 97% sure I'm in love with one of the guys I'm dating.

[(Anonymous)]

I really like the idea of anonymous sex. I hope to get up the courage one of these days to go to a club where they have glory holes.

[(Anonymous)]

frankly, this makes me not want to invite you to my house ever

you vote against my marriage, no soup for you

[(Anonymous)]

Twere I female, I'd want to have your lovechild.

[(Anonymous)]

Confession with retribution is fun!

I have huge crushes on pretty much all of my female friends and a few of my male ones.

[(Anonymous)]

i was in love with someone my girlfriend barely knew existed, and sure didn't know i was fucking. i broke it off years ago and havent spoken to her sinse. it was the right decision but sometimes i still miss her...

[(Anonymous)]

I can't think of anything to confess that your spouse doesn't know about me anyway. :-)

[(Anonymous)]

Hey! That was my confession!

(not about tim)

[(Anonymous)]

I'm more aware than you'll ever likely credit that I was a crappy lover for you on just about every possible level. Looking back on our relationship, I feel mostly shame and sorrow. So I took my lumps, kept my distance, and held my tongue when you were catty, because there was no claiming that I hadn't earned it.

But we dated for eight months, and that was now over two years ago. During those two years, you've dated at least three other people that I know of. So it is long past time that you chilled the fuck out. If you've got any dangling issues you want closure on, that's fine, but you know my number and how to use the fucking phone.

I am a very, very patient person. Probably, looking back, too patient. That forbearance is running really thin right about now. You might wanna check yourself. Or at least drink a little less when you're around me.

[(Anonymous)]

Sometimes I wonder if my marriage will survive.

[(Anonymous)]

that kink is not okay!

(seriously... just don't get into the animatronic santa dolls. we have flamethrowers and we are not afraid to use them)

[(Anonymous)]

Lately I have been enjoying a massive bout of Schadenfreude toward three people who have wronged me in the past. Nothing like living to see people's bad karma catching up with them.

[(Anonymous)]

Sometimes I wonder if I want it to.

[(Anonymous)]

One of these days I am going to snap and make an entry that I think people who write in one entry that they have no money and have so much debt and in the next how they bought computer games and iPods are seriously moronic.

I will then have insulted half my friends-list.

[(Anonymous)]

I love the idea of being tied down and have several male people masturbating *over* and *onto* me.

[(Anonymous)]

You absolutely should do it - it is lots of fun. Once you start, you'll wonder why you waited so long.

[(Anonymous)]

God, you're lucky. So many people who do wrong just seem to go on through life in a Cluseau-esque protective bubble, having their bad behavior reinforced. It is rare that you get to see bad karma catch up in one lifetime.

[(Anonymous)]

You can live this dream through modern technology. Webcams are wonderful things! And for some reason, even us ugly, hairy, bent-dicked guys can get a fanatic following; I'm sure you can, too.