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I have eaten the yogurt
which you left in the icebox
and which
judging by its expiration date
you were probably saving for later

forgive me
it was so sweet
and so delicious

Date: 2006-04-19 03:41 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] aroraborealis.livejournal.com
Yay!

Mmm, plums.

Date: 2006-04-19 03:57 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] opadit.livejournal.com
Dude, that's my biggest smile of the day so far. Thanks!

Date: 2006-04-19 04:04 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] entrope.livejournal.com
I love it!

Date: 2006-04-19 04:07 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] weegoddess.livejournal.com
Oh nooooo...you ATE THE YOGURT. Bad monkey!


[cracks up]


Soooo sweet and soooo delicious...

Date: 2006-04-19 04:16 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] happyfunpaul.livejournal.com
... and you'll buy 'em a replacement, yes??

Date: 2006-04-19 08:43 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] keyne.livejournal.com
Do they sell yogurt with expiration dates that old?

Date: 2006-04-19 08:44 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] keyne.livejournal.com
(Hmpf. Your unclosed "<em>" or whatever it is is putting the rest of us in italics.)

Date: 2006-04-19 09:24 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] happyfunpaul.livejournal.com
(italics, actually) I must've typo'd earlier. Unfortunately, I can't seem to fix it now. Sorry.

Date: 2006-04-19 09:23 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] happyfunpaul.livejournal.com
Perhaps I misunderstood; I'd thought "judging by its expiration date/ you were probably saving for later" meant it was not yet expired.

My "favorite" tale of expired yogurt came in spring break '90 or '91, cleaning out the Usite fridge...

Me: "Oh. Oh dear. Ew."
Other Usite CA: "What, what'd you find?"
Me: "Well, it used to be Lite and Lively [tm]. But now it's Dark and Deadly."

Date: 2006-04-19 05:24 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] stephe.livejournal.com
Variations On A Theme By William Carlos Williams
Kenneth Koch

1.
I chopped down the house that you had been saving to live in next summer.
I am sorry, but it was morning, and I had nothing to do
and its wooden beams were so inviting.

2.
We laughed at the hollyhocks together
and then I sprayed them with lye.
Forgive me. I simply do not know what I am doing.

3.
I gave away the money that you had been saving to live on for the next ten years.
The man who asked for it was shabby
and the firm March wind on the porch was so juicy and cold.

4.
Last evening we went dancing and I broke your leg.
Forgive me. I was clumsy and
I wanted you here in the wards, where I am the doctor!

Date: 2006-04-20 01:54 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] yesthattom.livejournal.com
I love William Carlos Williams!

Did you know he was from NJ?

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