message to my cow orkers

[topaz]

I have eaten the yogurt
which you left in the icebox
and which
judging by its expiration date
you were probably saving for later

forgive me
it was so sweet
and so delicious

Comments

[happyfunpaul.livejournal.com]

Perhaps I misunderstood; I'd thought "judging by its expiration date/ you were probably saving for later" meant it was not yet expired.

My "favorite" tale of expired yogurt came in spring break '90 or '91, cleaning out the Usite fridge...

Me: "Oh. Oh dear. Ew."
Other Usite CA: "What, what'd you find?"
Me: "Well, it used to be Lite and Lively [tm]. But now it's Dark and Deadly."